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Indonesian

KKO KKO – Pyrmont NSW Restaurant Review

I promise this is the last wedding related write-up even though it was the first meal in the series of wedding meals.

I went to KKO KKO on the eve of our wedding alone, because my then-girlfriend did not want to eat prior to the eat dinner prior to the big day. She will not like that I have written this online.

This meal was probably the one time in my life where eating in was worse value than takeaway or delivery. I’d originally reviewed the menu online via their Bopple site, and was keen for just half of a Balinese chicken. I arrived at the restaurant to find that not only was this not available on the eat-in menu, but that the Balinese chicken set that was available cost 25% more for the same thing for eat in compared to takeaway. While takeaway portions are generally smaller than eat-in portions, this was not likely to be a factor as the portion size was set by the piece of chicken and side condiments, and so I feel it would have been unlikely to be smaller.

I also did not expect to be charged an extra $2 for the Level 3 basting of the chicken, however I guess it must have been noted somewhere on the menu which I had simply missed.

Having aired most of my complaints about cost I must admit that the Wayan in the House ($27.95 with basting upcharge) was quite yummy. It had an excellent smoky flavour set at spice level 3 which was allegedly the least spicy spice level attainable (level 1 described as honey and level 2 described as savoury only without spice. ) Level 3 was perfect in my opinion and definitely enough for me.

The chicken was juicy and tasty, though I just wish there were more of it like I originally wanted to get.

The tofu was really good with a very crispy exterior, deep fried I think with some carrot and onion, and a savoury internal flavour which also featured some carrot stuffed inside. The internal texture of the tofu was similar to frozen silken tofu. The little dish sambal was creamy and yummy and would do well as a laksa base but I had nothing to really eat it with apart from the very inside of the tofu, as everything else in the meal was already quite well flavoured. The vinaigrette taste of the summer salad was good and it would have been well at home inside of a banh mi.

Stray observations
While I was sitting inside the restaurant a man near me was secretly eating Hot Star fried chicken, which was an absolute hero move. Though the restaurant is Balinese in nature, covers of various classic Chinese songs like I Can Fly by Joey Young and Tong Hua by Michael Wong played throughout my visit.

KKO KKO Balinese
U60 Building
Shop 1/60 Union St, Pyrmont NSW 2009

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Café

Eat Ozzo – Pyrmont NSW Restaurant Review

This was our first breakfast as a married couple, within line of sight from the NSW Government facility in which we were married.

I don’t know that calling your sandwich Mortadella 2.0 (Better than Bourdain) Ozzo ($22) is a particularly good way to honour a dead man’s legacy. But that is what Eat Ozzo has done for their mortadella sandwich, folded into a wood-fired pizza dough.

The flavour was pretty good, with a relatively healthy serving of LP’s mortadella, which I maintain is the best mortadella around. I enjoyed most of the flavours, with the artichoke and straciatella doing heavily lifting, though I thought that it had an unusually large amount of cabbage hidden under the surface, overpowered most mouthfuls. The surface layer was a strongly positive exerience, but the second half of the meal, mostly of a slightly bitter charred cabbage was unenjoyable, leading me to try making my own at home with a pizza dough ball from Woolworths, straciatella from Paesanella, and mortadella from Harris Farm. In some ways it was not as good (particularly in terms of the bread – I have yet to succeed in making something edible in the Breville Pizzaiolo), but in other ways, especially with the lack of cabbage, it was better..

The Chopped Chook Salad Ozzo ($11) is a smaller sandwich on their breakfast menu, which inspired a similar instinct to make it again at home in my new wife. It featured a cold mixture of avocado and chicken which was marketed as a “NY deli style chopped chicken salad”, which, having never been to New York, I guess we just have to trust. The flavour was pretty good, superior to the Mortadella with the lack of bitter cabbage, and as was the price.

I’ve not had a lot Strawberry Matchas (strawberries matcha?) ($15.40), but this was on the terrible end of things – too sweet, watery feeling, and expensive.

Overall
A place where the food leaves you thinking – I could make that at home. All prices noted include a 10% weekend surcharge.

Eat Ozzo
Harbourside, The Star L G, 80 Pyrmont St, Pyrmont NSW 2009

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Thai

Thai 44 (50% Sweet 50% Thai) – Sydney NSW Restaurant Review

This restaurant appears to have two names, “50% Sweet 50% Thai”, as well as “Thai 44”, and is where we ended up having a spur-of-the-moment unplanned dinner on our wedding night, following a less substantial fried chicken snack at Chicken Number Five. I mention the circumstances, because despite the timing, it was not somewhere we had planned to go to specially, we just found ourselves hungry past midnight in the city.

Ever-being fans of chicken wings, we ordered the Fried Chicken Wings (4 for $12.90), allegedly seasoned with Thai herbs, not that this was evident from their flavour. These wings disappointed us, not by their texture or moisture, but merely because they did not feel different to any other wings, and were they to be served at a different restaurant we wouldn’t be able to pick that they were from a Thai restaurant (or Bangkok, as noted on the tax invoice).

The Grapao Pork Belly with 3 Eggs (pad kaphrao) ($26.90) was, in comparison, excellent. We were disappointed to find that the pork mince version was already sold out by the time we ate, but the pork belly did a fine job, even though it didn’t have the small particle size which would have allowed the mince to be mixed into the rice. The pork belly was some of the best I’ve had at a Thai restaurant in recent times, with crispy crackling skin, whereas other competitors have suffered from softness. The flavour of the dish was really enjoyable, as were the truly perfectly fried eggs, with fully set whites and bulbous soft yolks. Incredible.

Overall
Grapao rice good. Chicken wing bad. Can recommend for your wedding night.

Thai 44 / 50% Sweet, 50% Thai
Number One Dixon Shopping Centre
Shop 44/1 Dixon St, Sydney NSW 2000


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Chinese

Chicken Number 5 – Haymarket NSW Restaurant Review

For dinner on our wedding night, my new wife and I had the Signature Crispy Nuggets ($10.50) from Chicken No. 5. She chose the 中辣 spice level, and I spent our brief waiting period trying to convincer her that she had made a terrible mistake, and that 中辣 was in fact “Chinese person spicy”, rather than “medium spicy”, and would in fact be too spicy for her.

The chicken was pretty good but not particularly memorable. We enjoyed the brisk service, and sitting by the outside gas heater as we ate.

The spice level was indeed just a medium spicy – certainly more of a Taiwanese fried chicken than a Sichuan fried chicken. My wife informed me as I was writing this post next to her, that she hadn’t understood my joke about the spice level until now.

Chicken Number Five Darling Square
9 Little Hay St, Haymarket NSW 2000

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Bakery Dessert

La PaTEAsserie – Epping NSW Restaurant Review

I fell victim to a targeted ad for La PaTEAsserie’s cake whilst on the hunt for something to serve at our wedding.

My wife and I each got to choose a cake and my choice was the Tie Guan Yin & Orange Cake (8 inch, serves 8-12, $90), which we ordered two of. Whilst it was certainly not bad, it did unfortunately pale in comparison to its competitor, the Lemon Dream from Flour and Stone.

The majority of components of this cake were tea-infused. The chiffon, a very light sponge, was infused with tieguanyin and had a very light taste, probably a victim of the Lemon Dream that was served before it. The Tieguanyin mousse with a hint of orange zest was pretty good though overall I felt that the cake lacked in flavour and took the concept of not too sweet a little too far.

It’s a shame that we had this cake second, and I fully accept that it’s very possible that I would have enjoyed this cake significantly more had I eaten it first before eating something else that was much stronger in flavour, but it is what it is.

Again, one cake served 20 people, and the second cake that was untouched for service was sliced up by the restaurant staff at Sunny Seafood Restaurant Central Park Mall to be taken home.

We had ours in the hotel room that night.

La PaTEAsserie (online order and pickup/delivery)
35 Oxford Street, Epping, NSW