I had such a traumatic few days last month in Melbourne doing a work-related quiz that upon my return to Sydney I felt physically unwell looking at the photos of all of the foods that I ate whilst I was down there, let alone thinking about writing reviews for them. The constant thought on my mind was really just what if I had to go back? , and so even though I had nothing else to do with my time, I had to take a little break from writing pegfeeds to try to avoid leading myself down that cognitive spiral. Luckily (and rather unexpectedly) I heard back good news.
The lobby restaurant of the Royce Hotel is where we had our end-of-quiz meal, with a few new friends from Western Sydney. Much more of a celebration of having finished rather than having succeeded, we sat in the upscale accommodations comfortable in the knowledge that our examiners , who were all staying in the hotel proper, would be occupied across the road with the afternoon batch for some hours yet.

I never have mocktails, but since I’ve kind of stopped drinking, the amaretti sour ($18) fit the bill whilst the other colleagues were celebrating with a bottle of champagne. Whilst I know that medically a glass of champagne isn’t going to hurt the transaminases, I’d been eating so terribly in the six months leading up to the exam that I was keen to avoid any ethanol that might compound on the metabolically associated fatty liver disease. The amaretti sour was pretty yummy.

The Moreton bay bug ($55) was very good, an opulent dish for someone who had had only a plain croissant for breakfast for fear of intra-exam emesis. The sauce, a black bean aioli and achiote oil concoction, was extremely creamy, complimented by small cubes of leek, turnip and purple potato. The brussel sprouts were tender, and the bug itself was of course delicious. The price for this dish was not small, but the taste was high, the setting was nice, and it fed me well.
I would recommend the restaurant, not the quiz.
Showroom Bar
The Royce Hotel, 379 St Kilda Rd, Melbourne VIC 3004